No, this is not a desperate plea to help find this man, and the barnyard animals he may or may not be accused of abducting. This man, although quite humorous in his own right, has probably not committed any crimes in quite a few years. OK, maybe he drives too fast, I don't know. Maybe he takes a penny but never leaves one, which isn't even against the law. He might even water his lawn in the middle of the day. All of these accusations, and even more baseless and perverted ones, will have to wait until Wednesday. Tomorrow is Charlie's birthday, so be nice to him. He turns 51, which means that he is still, after all these years, not playing with a full deck. (Pssst! You, blockhead.....there are 52 cards in a full deck. Please try to stay with us here.)
We just so happen to have the brew master of Heavy Seas, Hugh Sisson, in town to do some meet-n-greet events and drink some cask beers from his Baltimore brewery. And, as fortune would have it, we will be doing one of those tomorrow at Mall of GA. That is one of Charlie's home stores, but I definitely did not plan it that way. Seriously, we don't need Charlie getting a big head over this. "Shy" is not a word typically used to describe this man, OK.
Anyway, we are going to tap the cask of Heavy Seas Loose Cannon IPA at 6 pm at G Mall, and if you are in the area, you would be doing yourself a favor to stop by. The beer will be fantastic, you can meet the brewer, and maybe catch some cool people celebrating a birthday. If you can't make it Tuesday, we will be doing the same thing, sans birthday, at Metropolis on Wednesday. Have a great week.
